The Madness is Upon Us

Sports

With March, brings March Madness. And this always is a great time for sports fans everywhere. I'm going to get into what I thought the seedings should have been, but I, and every other sports fan I'm sure, anxiously awaits Cinderella to show herself in the upcoming weeks. My bets? Georgia Tech.

Now along with March Madness I have one beef currently. The new fad, I guess you would say, is to wear a tight fitting jersey with overly large shorts. I'm not saying that it bothers me like the guys back in the day who hated on the Fab Five for wearing longer shorts. But it just doesn't look good, it just makes players look awkwardly dressed. I honestly like the tighter jerseys, no homo, but when they wear the huge parachute pant-esque shorts, it looks retarded. Trade it out for some better fitting shorts bros.

Entertainment

The Jersey Shore Season 2 is kicking off and its not in New Jersey. Its in Miami Beach. Kinda defeats the purpose. Awaiting the idiocracy that the Jersey Shore is to again show its ugly head, but I love it.

Music

Wayne's in jail :(

I'll letcha all out early. Enjoy the rest of your day/night.

Spring Break

Entertainment

Recently the Oscars were held and much to my surprise, the Hurt Locker actually beat out Avatar for Best Director and Best Picture, among its other wins at the Academy Awards. I thought the Hurt Locker should have won and was very surprised that it beat out Avatar based on how many people sucked Avatar's dick after seeing it. Yeah it looks badass with its visual effects but if you gave me 280 million dollars to film a movie I could bedazzle the shit out of everyday life, and if i put it in 3D and put a predictable storyline in it, i could make America forget Avatar and jump on this bandwagon. The only good part about Avatar is that i dont have to hear about Twilight for another few months. Speaking of Twilight, Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning are starring in a new movie based on the Runaways, a female proto-punk band in the 1970's. I dont know about you but im still getting used to Dakota Fanning as a teenager and now available. in a perfect world she would be 9 years old for the rest of her life playing a overly smart child in movies forever.

Sports

Ben Roethlistberger. Honestly. Get you get any dumber? You had one sexual assault investigation already within a year and now you have another coming up. Maybe you didnt do it. Maybe you did. But in the media its guilty till proven innocent. Especially now that this is the second time within a year. Putting yourself in that situation is like Michael Vick buying 20 pitbulls and taking them to his new house. Its gonna raise some red flags. Bottom line: this isnt 1974. you cant put yourself in that kind of situation. in this day and age everyone has a camera or videocamera and is going to put in the scene of the crime. especially that ur a celebrity, jackass.

Extra Credit

Spring Break is in full force, especially in Panama City, the dank of spring breaks. although i couldnt make the fesitivies in Panama, i am still in a paradise which will remain nameless.all i got to say is cherish the days. you never know when the could be taken away.

Stay Fratty

The latest as of March 3rd

Sports

Recently while scrolling through the Internet I happened upon this little nugget of information (http://www.unathleticmag.com/2010/03/03/new-jersey-nets-offer-free-tax-preparation/) regarding everyones favorite losers, the new jersey nets. apparently, the nets are trying oh so hard to get people in the stands that they actually are having a promotion where if you go to the game, the nets will give you a coupon good for one free income tax filing. hey, i guess not everyone can fill the stands like the lakers.

on another note, the NFL combine is going on and every GM is getting a hard-on from 40 times and reps on the bench. Yeah the combine matters to judge a players talents, but honestly i'll take a guy that knows how to win and has the right football SKILLS over a guy that is athletically gifted but still needs some polish and is a gamble. Go with the sure thing. a peyton manning only comes for every four or five ryan leafs or darrius heyward-bays.

NowPlaying

among the things playing for me right now includes the Drop It Low remix with diddy weezy trey songz and chris brown, im on it by tyga with wayne, and of course, a shout to my boy, Sleep (Up and Away) by Mizzy Mike. dude can spit for sure http://tweetmysong.com/ls69cd

on another note, i heard this "anthem" recently that reps a fraternity i know of and how badass they are. all i got to say is, you can talk shit when you win something. and you aint winning shit

phi phi

thats all for today. class dismissed

Welcome to Class

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